meet the herd!

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Teddy is our fearless French Bulldog, and was our first animal on the farm.  

Teddy loves being indoors, sleeping, peeing on the floor, eating, and chewing children's toys. He's especially good at making us curse.

Around the farm he's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine, as an ashtray on a motorcycle, as the 9 button on the microwave, as an inflatable dartboard... You get the idea. 

Please send help.

From front to rear, their names are:

Genny, Uggs, Rosie, Princess, Brownie, Sky, Hope, and Charity.

Tina is our guardian llama. She keeps the herd safe from unwanted predators, and there are plenty here. There are bobcats, foxes, and coyotes in the area.

We have six hives, and will slowly expand as we go. We have two Italian, two Saskatraz, and two Carniolan hives. 

Look closely at the picture above. Can you spot the queen?

We have two working cats that are out on work release. They're out of incarceration and now on house arrest. 

Fellany, the grey and white predator on the left, is a hardened criminal that spent most of her life either feral or behind bars. She's never met a prison she hasn't broken out of. She's a lifer, given a second chance here.

Bale Bond, the all black one on the right, came from a good home in a nice part of town,  but broke bad. He got mixed up with the wrong crowd and was soon living on the streets, begging and stealing food to get by. Despite a tough exterior, he does have a soft side. 

There have been no mouse or rat sightings in the barn since their release...

We've got turkeys, guinea fowl, and Rhode Island Red chickens in the coop currently.